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Get yo mama some Tiffany’s for Mother’s Day. #mothersday #tiffany&co
I think Billie’s expression makes this picture. #tbt #iwasastupid14yearold

I’m getting married in December and I’ve been so shit at planning everything

To the point where my family (read: my mom) is like “are you even excited about this?”

And I tell them OF COURSE I AM! But it’s just so overwhelming and weird because even just a year ago I never thought I’d be getting married NOW or even within the next decade

I never planned out the details of my wedding like little girls are supposed to and all my friends have done, because I was pretty realistic about how fucking weird I am and assumed no one would wanna be stuck with this basket case for life

And so everyone (read: my mom) thinks that I’m not as excited as I should be when the fact is I’m so fucking excited I don’t know what to handle first, I’m starting from complete scratch here! Even my fifteen year old sister has ideas more in depth about her future wedding than I have about my imminent one!

But I guess what matters at the end of the day is that regardless of the actual ceremony I’ve found the love of my life who accepts me as is and wouldn’t change a thing about me and I feel the exact same about him

And I promise that if us weirdos can find love, all you weirdos can too

/end self-indulgent wedding post

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Anonymous writes:
hello babe this is zazoom i miss your guts i'm like on page 122 of your blog trying to find our awesome conversations. love you chicken. PUBLISH THIS OR PEOPLE WILL DIE

omg

you are so dump

jk ily

also this is a post coital post oops hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha

Liz Lemon being a fart. #puppy #aww
Ruby and diamond key pendant from my man, just because. ❤❤❤ #love
Awww someone surprised me at work!!!!!
Aww :) haha

Rip zazoom

Now I just look like I’m talking to myself on all those old posts

:’(

Mistake number one: purchasing my wedding band ten months before I can actually wear it. #wedding #diamonds
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