Me llamo Alyssa.
I am married to a handsome, sexy man whom I love with all my heart.
Hey sometimes I make gifs, yo.
I am Mr. Manager and I consume more caffeine than is clinically advised.
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Urban. I used to hate purple but I’ve fallen in love. #urbandecay #mua
Eww look how good I’ve gotten at makeup HAHAHAHA #beforeandafter #makeup
Better titles for HIMYM:

therewere13possibilities:

How I Met My Consolation Prize

How We Destroyed 9 Seasons Worth of Character Development

How Your Mom is Basically Another Girl That I Banged

How I Got Over Robin — Oh, Just Kidding

(via remedialchaos)

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

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