February 2012
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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soldboughtandprocessed replied to your photo: if you look like this please have sex with me lol wait the morphed one could pass as both of them i love omg you are perf perf perf that’s why it’s so magical… seriously i would drop my fucking pants if i saw that as a man person in real life
Feb 25th
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zazoom replied to your photo: if you look like this please have sex with me jnrnjgrngk holy shit i just came HAHAHAHAH
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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thanks guys
for letting me know the gif limit
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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gif makers
what is the KB/MB limit for tumblr i know it changed a little bit ago and tumblr’s being a bitch and won’t let me use the help/support because i have missing e dumb motherfuckers
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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jill-butt replied to your photo: if you look like this please have sex with me I KNEW THEY WERE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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high-fivingamillionangels replied to your photo: if you look like this please have sex with me haha omg that’s a fine bitch
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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every singer on youtube: i'm sick so please don't make fun of me
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Reblog if you're single.
Feb 25th
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zazoom replied to your post: i’m watching khloe and lamar khloe is like the best wife ever lmao she’s definitely the best kardashian, because she like doesn’t give a fuck hahaha
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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i'm watching khloe and lamar
and i kind of love them lamar is a really cool, sweet dude awww
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Blow UP My inbox...........
Would you rather.. Fuck, kill or marry This or that Personal questions Creepy anons Random questions Advice Love/hate Anonymous secrets Anything you want!
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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awww guys
today is my brother’s 25th birthday and he’s 25 now HE TURNED 25 ON THE 25TH awwww how cute
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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hey jimmy
Feb 25th
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jimmy would equate that to sisterhood of traveling...
Feb 25th
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DONT WAGGLE YOUR KNEES LIKE THAT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Feb 25th
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WatchWatch
favorite song of all time
Feb 25th
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my vagina is dead
THANKS A LOT JIMMY THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE
Feb 25th
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hahahahah jimmy tripped
Feb 25th
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profernity: turtlezipper replied to your post his penis is long enough already, he punctured my cervix Then he turns you around, and calls it a “spit roast” (you don’t mind being compared to a suckling pig, right?) (suckling pig) (suckling) I don’t really need you to participate in this conversation as long as his penis is in me i’m fine
Feb 25th
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neonknightrider replied to your post: GOOGLE ME JIMMY If he Googles you, hope he messes up his keystrokes and has to keep retrying.
Feb 25th
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DO NOT WINK JIMMY
DO NOT
Feb 25th
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JAMES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. LOLOLOL.
Feb 25th
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GOOGLE ME JIMMY
GOOGLE ME HARD
Feb 25th
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