Me llamo Alyssa.
I love television.
I hate Obese Demon Cat.
But I likelurrrveee jawbreaker.
Not gonna lie, you will see a lot of
Jimmy Fallon (who I tend to say beautiful and eloquent things about), Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and other various NBC related things on this blog.
Hey sometimes I make gifs, yo.
I work at Starbucks and I consumer more caffeine than is clinically advised.
I am a musician and
here is my music.
This is my face.